Jan
22
S = me
C = colleague
S: I killed three men yesterday…
C: …uhm
S: Yup, a bloody mess it was.
C: What are you talking about?
S: I thought I was really clear on the subject. I killed three giths yesterday. Hit two with my mace and one I killed with my shuriken. The shuriken set him on fire as well.
C: …seriously… grow up. It’s a game!
S: You ride a horse. What is the use of that? Horses are to be used in steaks. Sitting on them and riding them makes their meat go tough.
C: When I would be a as heavy as you it would.
Note: My colleague and I like each other. You might have guessed.
Hey, don’t take all the credits!!
Ik had ze eerst grondig verzwakt, maar moest toen elders vrouwen in nood gaan helpen, anders had ik ze zelf wel afgemaakt!
You wish. Het enige dat er gebeurde toen jij wat deed was dat ik ineens voor een paard stond dat vlammen uitademde en mij niet lief vond.
Neem dan ook suikerklontjes mee als je gaat avonturieren. Al was in dit geval een pakje fireballs misschien beter op z’n plek geweest!
*evil grin*
*intimidate mode on*
I know a ranger and a fighter who are in a great deal of trouble if they don’t pipe down.
*intimidate mode off*