I’ve heard once that buying stuff makes you feel good. My current physical situation allows me to improve my “feel-good-ness”. The mobile phone I have now is two years old, so that entitles me to a new one. At least, this is what my provider tells me. An added reason is that with the exception of my first phone, every other phone I’ve had stopped working after two years. Due to batteries that, just like old men, can’t retain their charge. The first phone had the size of a refrigerator and if you wanted to use it you had to insert a coal.
So how to know which phone to buy? People always seem to know what phone to buy. Well people, I mean some people…well maybe just certain men…ah who am I kidding, I only know one guy who seems to know what you have to buy when you want a new phone.
Since that friend isn’t here to advise me I left the choice to the nice Vodafone person on the other side of the phone. Apparently after stating my wishes, a HTC HD2 was what I needed.
This telephone call took place at 2.37pm. It’s now 3.00pm and I haven’t felt a difference in my mood or my feeling of well-being. When is this supposed to kick in?

S,
Has the feelgood kicked in yet?
R
Nope, can’t say that it has.
Once you got it… the feeling will start… believe me… i own the same one…
you don’t need it, you want it…
and yes, I agree, as soon as you have it, you will be excited…
you are such a boy…
I hope so. It would be a damn waste of that thing between my legs if I wasn’t a boy.