@%$^$!^%#$ Two weeks ago I had a check up on my ankle. I was told there’d be no waiting list and so the screws in my right ankle would be removed after 6 weeks. Today I found out there is a waiting list. Apparently the first opportunity is on the 2nd of April. That’s still a month to go! That means I will not be able to put pressure on my right foot for another month. This is so not going to happen.
There is probably somebody out there who has one of the above.

And if you can’t find one of those fancy machines. Happy to lend you one of my rusty screwdrivers!
R
Much obliged mate.
If you let me do it, I can make sure you get a really manly scar!
Yes, I rang the hospital today. Apparently there is a possibility to remove the screws on the 22nd of March. A patient was told in a letter to come on the 15th of March, but he hasn’t rang yet. So maybe the screws are going to be removed on the 15th.