When you are impaired, handicapped, challenged in your mobility, affected by a war wound, crippled you find ways to go around difficult stuff. One thing that is really difficult to do with two crutches, is to take something in your hands and bring it somewhere else. Hopping on one leg is a possibility providing it’s not scolding hot tea, a sandwich with hagelslag, a handgranate, something heavier than 1 kg, etc. So for all the things I have to carry while taking care not to spill or explode the item I invented the sjroep shuffle.

True it doesn’t take me far or fast, but it does do the trick.