Panda party

I surround myself with friends. Many people do this, because friends give you friendship. And through friendship you receive love, attention, feedback, and relaxing times to spend. One of the things friends also do is check up on your love life. So when nothing happens for a long time relationship wise, friends start reminding you in special ways. This is how the Panda party started. Let me first explain to you what a Panda party is.

The thing about panda’s is that they’re an endangered species. One of the reasons is stated in wikipedia:

when a female goes into her estrous cycle which lasts for two or three days and only occurs once a year

This made a friend decide that when another friend “didn’t get some” for a year he or she would have to celebrate a Panda party. The Panda party started…

Now it is time for my Panda party. I have to add another detail though. This is my second consecutive year without “having relations”. Friends wouldn’t be friends if they wouldn’t make the second Panda party more special. It is stated that when one celebrates his or her second Panda party he or she will become virgin again.

So the 7th of August 2010 will be the time when this panda celebrated his second Panda party. Join me to celebrate this special event.

3 thoughts on “Panda party

  1. Great idea! now i’m feeling quilty, I should have organised at least six pandaparty’s by now….

  2. I don’t know yet how it’ll look. And of course women will be there. The safe ones; married, engaged, in love with another, lesbians, sisters, the women I see as sisters and the ones I do feel attracted to.

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