Back to your creator

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Some guy in the Netherlands really wants us to know that God is the one responsible for humanity, the universe and the like. There is nothing wrong with that even though it’s not my cup of coffee.
Spending 250.000 euro to make pamphlets and sending them to 6 million people really bakes my cookie. Set up a dialogue if you want to hear more about your religion, but don’t shout and tell me what to do. And for Christ sake, there are better ways to use that money. Back to your creator I say.

Divine intervention

I got this letter from this church in my neighbourhood.

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Dear sir, madam,

It might surprise you to receive this letter in your mail.
Na, it doesn’t. New house, new place, new people.
We received your address via SILA (Foundation of Interchurch Member Administration).
Mmmm, now why would my address be known to a church organisation?
You’re registered as a catholic.
Now that does surprise me. I was never baptised and there is no religious bone in my body. Or is there?…It is a miracle that’s what it is. Maybe it’s a sign. Maybe I should do something with this.